Jeffrey as performed by: PAUL SIMON
Are you a male or female:
YOU CAN CALL ME AL
Describe yourself:
ONE TRICK PONY
How do you feel about yourself:
SOMETHING SO RIGHT
Describe your current location:
STRANDED IN A LIMOUSINE
Describe where you want to be:
UNDER AFRICAN SKIES
Your best friend is:
PAPA HOBO
Your favorite color is:
OLD
You know that:
I KNOW WHAT I KNOW
What’s the weather like:
HURRICANE EYE
If your life was a television show what would it be called?
SENORITA WITH A NECKLACE OF TEARS
What is the meaning of life:
EVERYTHING PUT TOGETHER FALLS APART
What is the best advice you have to give:
ONE MAN’S CEILING IS ANOTHER MAN’S FLOOR
If you could change your name what would it be?
DARLING LORRAINE
What do you do for fun:
SHOPLIFTING CLOTHES
When all else fails:
ADIOS HERMANOS
